Monday, January 3, 2011

The Internet: The Most Hostile Frontier

  I have a confession.  I'm not a good speller in the slightest.  I didn't even know I was spelling awkward wrong until 2 months ago.  I don't pretend like I know everything about writing.  In fact, I hate writing more than I hate bananas.  I still double space between my periods and the next sentence because that is how I still roll and because I'm not about to let years of torture at school be for nothing.  I have a firm understanding of to, too and two, but that is all I claim.  So I am writing this to you, that mysterious hunter waiting to grammar slam the shit out of me. Smiley faces are a currency among your online species.  I'll give you all the smileys you want!  Please be gentle.  As a side note, if something is misspelled wrong, I am probably going to be too lazy to fix it, so I guess you'll have to deal with it.

  Also, I am thoroughly worried about copying anyone.  If something does get copied, I can assure you it was by accident. 

  I heart dinosaurs, bears, werewolves and other funny things so I imagine there is at least one person out there that has these similar interests.

3 comments:

  1. ...You're not supposed to double space after a period??

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  2. That's how the interwebz go, unfortunately. People like to be assholes about everything, especially spelling and grammar.

    Here, have some free smileys with a variety of expressions:

    :D
    :)
    >:[
    :O

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