Well I wasn't planning on starting my blog until later, but I decided to make it to coincide with the new year. I had to swallow quite a bit of self doubt to do it. It's time to Carpe some Diem!
So my dream for 2011 is to be famous. I am not very good looking, I don't have some kind of musical talent, and I definitely don't have badass athletic prowess. I am pretty tall, but I suck something fierce when it comes to basketball. I throw like I am a retarded T-Rex. One hand throws out straight, but the other one (not pointing out any names) gets all nervous and comes short so the ball spins out of my hands like a bullet and hits some completely innocent geriatric couple sending them into a coma. I can't deal with the guilt anymore!
Anyways, so my goal is to touch the face of the man on the moon with my stardom. I am just a poor college kid, so I am going to need you to help. Now my plan is that I'll tell two people, then those two will tell about 50 people a piece, and then those 50 will tell several thousand a piece. It will continue like this until this blog has spread faster than a STD at my old high school.
I need you to help me to help you! I had to write two blogs for class so I might throw those bad boys up before next year. Otherwise, I'll see you peeps in 2011.
